One Piece: There's No Way a Marine Vice Admiral Could Be This Ridiculous!

[Paramount War + Whitebeard + corpse control + Sloth-Sloth Fruit] Fang Cheng, a history major at Haicheng University and a master of slacking off, dreamed of lying around until he could watch the Pirate King anime reach its finale. Then one stormy night, while rewatching the Paramount War and crying his eyes out... he got sucked into the manga! And he was forced to bind himself to a sinister System: [Congratulations! You have gained the Sloth-Sloth Fruit ability.] ✓ Control corpses, but pay with stamina equal to the time spent slacking off (warning: overworked wage slaves ahead ⚠️) ✓ Zombie employees clock out on time and refuse to work 996 ✓ The ultimate move is helping Whitebeard revise his will