You Asked for Face-Slapping, Not an Absurd Ascension

【Wild Imagination + System + Comedy + Power Fantasy + Subversion of Expectations + Decisive and Ruthless】 Lin Feng transmigrates into a fantasy world, and things go horribly wrong from the start! With mediocre talent, he gets his engagement broken off and is kicked out by his clan: the very picture of a good-for-nothing protagonist! Just as he’s about to meet his end, ding! A System calling itself the 【Strongest Shortcut】 drops out of the sky! Lin Feng thinks he’s about to make a comeback, but there’s clearly something wrong with this System. Its quests get weirder and weirder: “Beginner Quest: Shout ‘I’m your dad!’ three times at the person who mocks you the most!” “Daily Quest: Knock out three sect elders with a brick!” “Advanced Quest: Suddenly perform a set of broadcast calisthenics in front of everyone at the sect tournament!” Lin Feng is dumbfounded. What kind of ridiculous quests are these?! Don’t I have any dignity?! But with tears in his eyes, he discovers that as long as he holds his nose and completes these socially mortifying quests, the rewards are unbelievably good! Divine arts and secret manuals? Handed right to him! Cultivation? Soaring by leaps and bounds! Rare treasures? He gets them by the armful! From then on, the cultivation world gains a big shot with an utterly bizarre style! Yesterday you sneered at me; today I’ll make you regret it in tears! Everyone who bullied Lin Feng gets a good thrashing! Onlookers: “My heavens! The big shot’s actions are unfathomably profound. Could this be the legendary Great Dao in its simplest form? Terrifying!” Lin Feng, to himself: “Can you all stop making things up?! I really didn’t mean for it to get this ridiculous! I just wanted a shortcut. How did I end up practically ascending to immortality?!”