“The first rule of the art of keeping your head down: Stay at least one kilometer away from Naruto Uzumaki!
The second rule: If you run into the Akatsuki, play dead immediately!
The third rule: Never admit you know any ninjutsu!
Beitano Xiuichi follows these rules to the letter, but his System rewards keep getting more and more outrageous
【Ninja Tool: Pearl Milk Tea Launcher】gets Tsunade to quit drinking;
【Summoning Technique: Delivery Guy】makes the Fourth Hokage think he’s Flying Thunder God’s secret love child;
He develops 【Earth Style: Sofa Barrier Ninjutsu】, prompting Orochimaru to ask, “How can I lie flat with style?”
In the end, staring up at the ninja world’s people shouting “Lord Beitano!” behind him as he kneels and begs to retire, he sighs:
“I just wanted to be a lazy fish, but you all forced me to become a god!””
After criticizing Itachi’s clan massacre plan for being too sloppy, he gets an offer from the Akatsuki: “The Eye of the Moon Plan needs your sharp tongue!”
Madara Uchiha: “Do you want to dance too?”
Me: “No. I want to clock out.”
