My company health check report came back, and the doctor recommended I exercise more and spend more time outdoors. As a poor, strapping animal, I opted for a 99-yuan senior citizen hiking tour. 99 yuan! It even included personal accident insurance—the value is unbelievable! At 6:30 AM, I boarded the tour bus just in time and sat in the last row with an auntie. Seniors have such great energy; they sang non-stop from 6:30 to 8:30, getting more and more enthusiastic with each song. Honestly, I think they're more suited to going to work than me! At 8:35, the bus stopped at the foot of Canglong Mountain. While I was still looking around…