Heaven Won’t Let Me Become an Immortal

In this world, anyone can cultivate to become an immortal. All it takes is surviving the final tribulation of immortal ascension to soar into the heavens. But a fellow named Ling Tianxia has survived... nine tribulations of immortal ascension, and he’s still only a half-immortal, passing his days among mortals. But this isn’t what Ling Tianxia wants! He truly, truly wants to become an immortal! But all he gets is failure, failure, and more failure...