Spirit Medium Notes: Chen Sanliang the Fool

The fortune-teller said Chen Sanliang was born under an unlucky star, missing one of his three souls and seven spirits, and destined to be a fool everyone could bully.

In Kaoshan Village, even the stray dogs at the entrance would bare their teeth at him.

That year, during a heavy snowfall, Sanliang was beaten half to death by the village bullies for protecting half a hot sweet potato given to him by his benefactor. They kicked him into the "Dead Men's Ravine" deep in the mountains.

Everyone thought the fool had frozen to death.

But no one could have imagined that the hot blood flowing from his chest would, by sheer coincidence, soak the broken wooden plaque his grandfather had sewn into his pocket.

In the blizzard, a furious curse, rough as a cracked gong, rang out from the bottom of the ravine:

"You little bastards! The Chen family's only heir is not someone you common fools can bully!"

At that moment, Chen Sanliang's soul returned to him, and his mind cleared!

It turned out he had never been a fool. His grandfather, once renowned throughout the Northeast as the "Number One Spirit Medium," had taken one of his wits to serve as the eye of a formation suppressing a terrifying evil beneath Changbai Mountain. And inside that wooden plaque slept five irascible Northeast Immortals, fiercely protective of their own!

To uncover the truth behind his grandfather's brutal death, Chen Sanliang made a decision: "I'll keep playing the fool!"

By day, he's a harmless young man from the Northeast, smiling cheerfully at everyone;

By night, he's the King of the Dead Walkers in the Northeast, commanding the Fox, Weasel, Hedgehog, Snake, and Rat Immortals, with a shamanic drum in hand!

The feng shui masters from the south and the sinister curse practitioners from the north looked down at the young Northeasterner standing before them, snot bubbles hanging from his nose.

That is, until Chen Sanliang wiped his nose and his gaze turned icy:

"Old Immortals, quit sleeping and come greet our guests!"

You think I'm a fool? Sorry, the Guardian Immortals behind me think you look like a meal.