Quantum Card Milk Tea: One Sip, Parallel Lives

#LightheartedComedy #Livestreaming #ParallelUniverses #WildImagination #Superpowers #Memes Still stuck in the 996 grind? Come to the “Quantum Teahouse” on the university’s back street! The owner, Su Xiaoman, is known as the “mad tea mixer.” One cup of milk tea sends your soul traveling to a parallel universe! [Golden Coconut] lets you possess a domineering CEO and experience the power of money! [Matcha Spirit Dew] supposedly lets you fly on a sword (you’re on your own when it’s time to land)! [Deep Sea Blue] briefly turns you into Squidward?! And that’s not to mention the twelve-page user agreement and 108 bizarre ways to die… Have milk tea drinks gotten this hardcore?! Desperate to pay off her loan, Su Xiaoman is forced to start selling products on livestream! “My dear viewers! Today’s featured drink is the [Top Student Takeover] special! A must-have during exam week! One sip and you’ll become a study machine. Your mom will never have to worry about your advanced math again!” “Top donor wants to turn into a cat? No problem! One [Cute Pet Transformation Experience Card] coming right up! Remember to send the streamer a rocket, meow!” But then… a customer is accidentally caught on livestream flying on a sword and crashing into a utility pole? The top donor drinks some milk tea and performs a bare-handed wall climb on the stream? A dim-witted employee from a magical world uses a forbidden spell to chill the milk tea? An AI girl from a high-tech world requests an energy charge live? The whole internet is in an uproar! There’s something strange about this milk tea shop! Su Xiaoman: Thanks for asking. I’m on the back street, and my milk tea connects to the Myriad Worlds. I just delivered takeout to the neighboring universe. Going anonymous.