[No CP, soul transmigration, hilarious, cultivation] Lu Tang is devastated when she transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a doomed female antagonist who gets killed the moment she appears.
In the original story, she was framed by a scumbag and his mistress and died young, leaving behind a lonely ghost who wreaked havoc in the mortal world. In the end, the passing female protagonist casually struck her with a sword and reduced her to dust.
With the script in hand, Lu Tang decides that whoever wants to be this punching bag can have the job! She quickly latches on to a new patron. Everything about her new sect is great, except that there are hardly any people in it.
A tiny sect, but with big dreams.
The beautiful senior sister: “Our goal is to top the Immortal Sects rankings!”
Lu Tang: “Where are we now?”
“Third thousand and seventy-sixth.”
Lu Tang: “…”
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Lu Tang: “Where’s Master?”
The hardworking and capable second senior sister: “Our sect leader went down the mountain and got lost. We haven’t heard from him since.”
Lu Tang: “Shouldn’t we go look for him?”
The second senior sister looks innocent. “Why bother? Even if he comes back, we’ll still be in this sorry state.”
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The dashing third senior brother: “Though this is the first time I’ve met my junior sister, she seems strangely familiar.”
Lu Tang: “Senior Brother, the final trial of the Heartless Dao is to kill your husband and prove your Dao. Will you help me?”
Third senior brother: “I’ll have to pass!”
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The fourth senior brother, also a person: “Hey? Junior Sister.”
Lu Tang: “Get lost…”
I laughed so hard my stomach hurt in the middle of the night.