My name is Jiang Wang, the most powerful Heaven-Slaying Demon Venerable in the cultivation world. But I was reborn on Blue Star, where might makes right, and now a pretty girl is asking me to sign a "Boyfriend-Girlfriend Agreement."
Doesn't she know I'm a demonic cultivator?
Heh heh heh, I'll refine her in an instant.
What? You say a second-rank martial artist falsely accused me of stealing his things and wants me to cripple my own cultivation?
Heh heh heh, my spirit beast could use some fresh meat...
The confidante of a Child of Fortune?
Heh heh heh, I'll make her help me cultivate!
A melon forcibly picked may not be sweet, but it'll quench your thirst!
Someone's accusing me of making my Imperial Banner emit black smoke?
Nonsense! That's clearly primordial purple energy. It just happens to be so purple that it looks black. Don't believe me? Come in and see for yourself.
My name is Jiang Wang, and I'm freaking out. I just stepped outside and a heavenly tribulation is about to strike me. What should I do? I'm waiting online, and it's urgent!
Come on, the boy who doesn't want to admit defeat!