"Here we are, young man. That'll be ten yuan."
Jiang Yi froze. Where was he supposed to get the money? He didn't even have a phone.
Suddenly, he pointed at the sky. "Look! There's a Sage in red underpants flying up there!"
The driver looked up. The sky was clear, without a single cloud or bird. Where was this Sage in red underpants? And what kind of Sage wore his underwear on the outside, anyway?
The driver turned around and discovered that Jiang Yi had already run far away.
As he ran, Jiang Yi shouted, "Driver, I'll pay you back as soon as I have the money!"
The driver exploded with rage and cursed him out. "You little brat! Just you wait till I catch you. You'll be sorry!"
"Jiang Yi, that driver said he'd treat us to fruit. Aren't we going back?"
Goudan had been lured in by the promise of fruit.
"Heh. I'll give you some fruit tonight."
Jiang Yi rolled his eyes.
"Really? Yay! We're getting fruit!"
Goudan's delighted voice rang out.
Jiang Yi suddenly didn't feel like talking to Goudan anymore. The guy was a complete idiot. If all demons were like him, why the heck would anyone fear a demonic invasion?
With Goudan's intelligence, Jiang Yi could fool eighty of him in a day!
Was this guy really a god?
(A story about a meme-loving, goofy god and his goofy Host.)
Very pretty, very silly
A very good book about sand sculptures. I laughed so much that my stomach ached.