The Cangwu Mountain Immortal Cultivation Sect is a true oddity in the field: the second disciple practices swordsmanship in the spirit fields while carrying a hoe, making the spirit rice curse him as one; the junior sister’s alchemy furnace is always exploding, producing dregs that shout “Help!” and demon rats that tap-dance; and when the sect leader is caught by senior disciple Chu Xiaochen sneaking into the scripture library to read popular novels, he actually uses “comprehending the Heavenly Dao” as an excuse.
Chu Xiaochen spends every day navigating a battlefield: writing apology letters to the spirit rice, helping his master hide his novels, cleaning up after his junior sister’s exploding furnace, and dealing with the Immortal Alliance envoy’s “serious inspection.” When demon rats project The Legend of Lingxian with their wings, when the patriarch’s portrait gets covered in funny face talismans, and when the alchemy furnace brews “energy porridge” that makes people laugh all the way to Foundation Establishment, this sect that has turned immortal cultivation into a full-scale sitcom tells the world in the most ridiculous way possible:
A sword can be a hoe, an alchemy furnace can cook hot pot, and even a heavenly tribulation can be put out with a bowl of porridge made from alchemy dregs, becoming a topic of conversation over dinner. As long as his junior brothers and sisters are around, even the most chaotic daily life is the warmest path to immortality.
