Infinite Road: Someone Shut Those Four Up!

[Strong female lead + team ensemble + no romance + collective insanity + road survival + a few infinite-flow instances + level-headed, unflappable heroine + ensemble cast] In 20**, four people celebrating a birthday together at Chen Baimu’s home were swept into a massive “road game.” The four: Don’t panic. As long as we’re still alive, that’s fine. If we’re not alive... that’s fine too? As more people joined, a worldwide survival game turned into a grand apocalyptic festival. “What? I woke up lying right in the middle of a dirt road in the countryside! And there are things that look suspiciously like green goblins all around me!!!” “Help! Would some kind soul give me something to eat? I’m afraid to keep going. I’m starving to death. You have to save me!” The four: Wow... As the game progressed, guilds sprang up everywhere, and a mysterious player called 404 caught everyone’s attention. “Wait, who are they? How did they top every single leaderboard? They’re like a bug!” The four, listening in while hiding behind their 404 personas: Hehe. Chen Baimu: Bro, I know you really want to chop me up, but you’re so broke you had to mortgage your human rights. I’m the buyer now, so call me Mom. Jiang Yiyao: As a (non-)professional doctor, I can tell you that your mental state has been hovering around moderate stress for a long time. I recommend finding a healthy outlet for your stress... Oh, you want to know when I got behind you to ambush you? Not telling you (o^^o) Ji Yun: Don’t get too attached to me. I’m just a legend... You fell for me again? Sorry about that. (Draws her blade.) I’m irresistible~ Li Qinghong: (Playing the zither, playing the zither, playing the zither...)