The Longevity Art of Code

"When a Programmer Is Forced to Code in the Underworld: My Rebirth System Came with a 996 Work-Life Blessing"

The hardcore crossover you never knew you needed

Programmers x The Underworld x Livestream Commerce x Courier Wars

"Your takeout is being delivered via the Yellow Springs Expressway. Please be ready to receive it!"

Three killer hooks that'll make you want to tip the author the moment you finish reading

The virus's mother program disguises itself as his real mom and begs for mercy?

His little sister screams, "Brother! The ventilator!"

Wang Yanqing coughs up blood as he types: "Mom, have a spicy snack before you die!"

The Underworld's absurd HR interview

King Yama roars: "Your allotted lifespan isn't over, so I sentence you to deliver takeout!"

Ox-Head and Horse-Face chase him with RTX 4090 mourning batons, but a CAPTCHA freezes them in place:

[Enter your last words for verification] -> "This lousy system needs an upgrade."

Bonus: Meng Po Soup prices go up by 50%, and ghosts go on strike, staging a Metaverse protest!

A hacked version of the Rebirth Mantra appears in the livestream

Programmer ghosts march with Pinduoduo urns: "Wang Yanqing, give me back my bugs!"

The ultimate mystery: The virus program he wrote himself turns out to be a revenge trap set by his lover, Lin Min?

Character Power Files

Character | Skill | Death Flag

Wang Yanqing | Uses spicy snacks to guide spirits into the afterlife, summons a green jade keyboard with code. "My code isn't finished. Can King Yama let me work overtime?" Meng Po Soup splashes his translucent body, giving it a mosaic effect

Skeleton Courier No. 44 | His electric scooter races at quantum-entanglement speed; orders come with a copy of The Quantum Rebirth Guide | "Rush-hour road rage energy +7, resurrection progress 99%..."

A "Top Courier of the Living" award is stuck on the handlebars, though he actually died because of a bad review.

What will the final outcome be? Stay tuned~~