Rules for Living with Nonhumans

Name: Rules for Living with Nonhumans
Author: Carefree Little Green

非人类同居守则

by Carefree Little Green (逍遥小绿)

Status: Completed
Length: 395k Words
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Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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The first rule of The Nonhuman Roommate Code: “Never reveal your true form in front of humans, unless you want to watch them kill you with a durian.”

The second rule: “A rich woman's lovingly packed lunch may be poisoned, and a pseudo-human's ‘affection’ may be fatal. Consume with caution.”

The third rule: “If danger strikes, repeat to yourself, ‘I am a rock,’ then wait for them to finish fighting.”

This is a survival guide to “how to scrape by among monsters and come out the biggest winner,” as well as “the ultimate tug-of-war between rich women and crazies.” Hui Xiaobai proves through personal experience:

If you're miserable enough, even the Grim Reaper won't bother collecting you!

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