Tomb Raiding: How I Became an Idol After Retirement

[A sudden burst of inspiration, everything completely up to chance, on an ordinary day, at an ordinary second... All right, I'll stop rambling. [A little warning: This is written from Wu Xie's first-person point of view!!! I'm writing this purely because I thought it would be fun!!! It's a short story, so it won't be long!!! There may be some OOC, so please forgive me!!! There are a few personal headcanons, it's a happy ending, and everyone gets to live!!! It's a cheerful little story where everyone gets a happy ending!!! A little story with a strong dose of chuunibyou energy!!! If that's not your thing, leave now!!!] Remember to leave your brain behind, this is a lighthearted story that might be a little...