[Hilarious] [the Myriad Worlds] [Fourth Calamity] [Interstellar Civilization] [System] [Passionate] [Mastermind]
When Yan Luo set up a stall in the Zerg queen's lair to sell "Dave's Signature Sunflowers," the queen never imagined that once planted, they would blast the Plants vs. Zombies theme song and even summon a phantom of Crazy Dave to steal her eggs!
"Limited-edition Naruto Sharingan, buy one get one free!" After players paid up, the words "A bag of rice has to carry several floors" appeared in their eyes. Anyone they glared at started dancing to the Pure Land;
The Void Warriors treasured the "One-Punch Man Workout Plan." Three days later, they were all bald, shouting, "I'm stronger now, but I'm bald too!"
The One Piece Devil Fruit was an even bigger scam. The Zerg spent a fortune on the "Rubber Fruit," but anyone who ate it could only stretch out their tongue and dance to New Treasure Island.
Watching the System notifications, Yan Luo laughed like a pig:
[Fusing the resentment of Douluo Dalu → Unlocking the "Blue Silver Entanglement" domain (forced restraint + cheesy pickup lines)]
[Devouring Bleach spiritual pressure → Evolving into "Bankai: Pinduoduo Bargain Slash"]
When the allied armies of the five great civilizations came marching in, he whipped out the ultimate product, fused from the Myriad Worlds:
The Zerg Queen Mother was twisted into a viral dance by "Blue Silver Entanglement," Void battleships were punched into another dimension by the "Saitama Fist," and the player legions were spun into leek filling by the "Rasengan"!
At that moment, the System blared an alarm: [Cross-dimensional resentment detected at MAX. Unlocking the ultimate move: God of Multiverse Livestream Shopping!]
The entire universe watched iconic scenes from Naruto, Bleach, and One Piece get added to the shopping cart, and listened to the demonic chant, "Three, two, one, link's live!" At last, they wept bitterly:
"Please! Stop importing stuff across dimensions!"
There's a big section in the middle that's inexplicable, but the level system is pretty good.