[Lighthearted Immortal Cultivation + Comedy + Memes + No Female Lead + Absurd Humor]
Ye Wuxu transmigrates to a cultivation continent and is blessed by the Being a Jerk System. The more shameless he acts, the stronger he gets. Along the way, he happens to meet two good buddies, and the three begin a joyful journey of immortal cultivation.
“A once-in-a-century sword-spirit-root genius appears in the sect! Young Ye Wuxu is hailed as the Chosen One, only to give an elder the finger at the ceremony: ‘I hear sword cultivators are supposed to be tough?’”
While the cultivation world cheers for its newly risen sword-spirit-root prodigy, Ye Wuxu is crouched behind the Patriarch's statue, sprinkling Pop Rocks into the sect leader's tea.
He yells “I'm a dog” from the top of the Scripture Repository at midnight and successfully condenses sword energy;
He uses the “Shameless Sword Art” to infuriate opponents until their Nascent Souls go haywire; he even turns the sword of the number one beauty in the immortal realm into a back scratcher...
Together with Zhuang Fentian, a fire-spirit-root cultivator with a built-in “arsonist” trait, and Nan Buhan, a water-spirit-root cultivator who freezes opponents with cold jokes, he forms the “Three Scoundrels.” The trio starts a craze for “winning people over with virtue” across the cultivation world:
They turn the sect leader's thousand-year-old ice bed into a skating rink, dismantle the righteous sects' grand defensive formation and turn it into a mahjong table, and even stuff a Nine-Turn Golden Pill from an auction into a spirit beast's backside to use as a hidden weapon...
Absurdity without limits, showing off without discrimination.
Kill those who deserve to die and spare those who deserve to live. He's no bloodthirsty killer, but he won't be a bleeding-heart saint either.
Is there a female protagonist?
It's really good to read, and the writing is very funny, and does the author just reply to comments every day when he has nothing to do? Supported!
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