You Call That an Airstrike? Come On, I Just Blew Up a Dog Bowl
你说我空袭？别闹，不就炸个狗盆
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It's okay, just mindless and cool writing to pass the time. Just filter out the part about system tasks and how to live stream flying objects. The author can downplay the restrictions of that system task in the future. Some readers will still be confused when they see it (but the problem is not big, just assume that the protagonist will not fail by default). In the future, I think we can arrange technologies named after the protagonist for the protagonist. After all, the protagonist is now a master and genius in this area.
666, I happened to be thirsty, thank the author for the "water". "Dongfeng No. 1" Was made in the first few chapters, the lift-off happened after 10 chapters, and the explosion happened after more than ten chapters. I've had enough suspense, thank you. The water is very level. (I am impatient and eager to reincarnate. If the author were my friend, I would come to his door and torture him.)
Daily fun articles, alternative science and technology articles. The beginning is from the bombing dog pot to the flying monkey ballistic technology to rocket technology. Later, you will see the introduction and different styles such as drawing American banknotes. At the beginning, you will see others saying that you can't hit a drone without GPS positioning. What kind of brains do you need to read a novel? Just read it if it's good. If it doesn't look good, just change it. It's better for thousands of people. If you are confused about this, you might as well look for other novels to read. Anyway, I feel comfortable reading it and don't pick it. It's the author. It's May Day holiday. Please read more. I feel very comfortable when I see Zhengba. The lag is gone. I'm still stuck in the highlight part. It's uncomfortable [face covering]
Brother, the drone that blew you up is endangering public safety. According to the "Criminal Law", the sentence is three to ten years. When will the protagonist go to jail [sneaky laugh] [sneaky laugh] [sneaky laugh]
It's understandable that the dog bomb hits the drone. Why can the monkey track the drone?
The male protagonist is really awesome. From the live broadcast of the dog-explosion pot to the flying monkey rubbing Qian Xuesen's ballistics with his hands, drawing dollar bills, and all the way to the cool scenes where the male protagonist is flying, he is really good-looking.
It's okay. The fried dog pot is the guide, and the system is the supplement. Guide it to the Dongfeng series, which may be surpassed in the future. Come on.
Read it all, continue. It was funny in the front, but not funny in the back.
Yossi, I found a big, good book
Okay, okay, okay🉑🉑🉑🉑🉑🉑