Siheyuan: Beating Bang Geng by Day, Pummeling Huai Ru by Night

Su Mu transmigrates to 1960, but a glitch in the System causes him to transmigrate into Jia Dongxu. (If you dislike Qin Huairu, don’t read this.) That’s right: he’s Jia Zhangshi’s son, Yi Zhonghai’s apprentice, and Bang Geng and Xiao Dang’s father. Although he’s become Jia Dongxu, he still hates Jia Zhangshi, Bang Geng, and the others. The first thing he does as Jia Dongxu is send Jia Zhangshi, Bang Geng, and Xiao Dang to the countryside. Not one of them gets to stay. Yi Zhonghai: “I look the part, but I’m useless. I’m a bona fide eunuch!” Silly Zhu: “That’s right, I’m just a bleeding-heart do-gooder. Go ahead and hit me!” Liu Haizhong: “Second Uncle? Your whole family’s second-rate! Call me First Uncle!” Yan Bugui: “I scheme against you? You’re lucky if you don’t scheme the pants right off me.” Deaf Granny: “Dongxu, Yi Zhonghai won’t look after me anymore. You’re not eating that meat, are you? Give it to me.” Xu Damao: “I can’t be as shameless as my dad. He’s the most shameless one.” Xu Wude: “I’m the founding ancestor of shamelessness. Who could outdo me? And I get beaten up too. Come on, hit me! I promise I won’t hit back, because I can’t beat you.” Qin Huairu: “Honey, I’ve learned everything you taught me. Let me show you.” Jia Dongxu: “Honey, how about tomorrow,”