I Found My Girlfriend’s Breast Pump, Then Took the World by Storm

After living with my girlfriend for ten years, she told me she didn't believe in marriage. Then she came back from a training course with a ring on her finger. When I asked her about it, she flew into a rage. “Can't I buy something I like for myself?” That was when I pulled out the breast pump she'd hidden under the bed. Beside it was a marriage certificate. I even knew the groom. “I found it while cleaning the room.” “That year you went away for training, you actually went to have a baby, didn't you?”