[Transmigrate into a book + absurd comedy + parody + quirky female lead + danmei fan + strong moral compass + shipping couples + powerful heroine + farming + no rivalry between women + no relying on men]
Zuo Xiaoniao transmigrated into a fantasy novel, becoming a wicked female demon who would eventually be refined into a latrine by the Immortal Venerable.
The good news: she hasn't offended the Immortal Venerable yet.
The bad news: she's about to.
Because of her ugly looks, the Demon Venerable specially chose her to humiliate the Immortal Venerable, who had been drugged with an aphrodisiac.
After finally getting a System, she found it was a Succubus System that had absolutely nothing to do with the setting.
“I'm a gorgeous beauty just like Lady Shiji! My skin is rock, I weigh three thousand kilos, and when I tuck in my arms and legs, I turn into a ball! How am I supposed to use a Succubus System to save myself?!!!”
System: We offer small loans. Would the Host be interested?
Years later...
Demon Venerable: “That idiotic female demon! She has made a complete mess of me and the entire cultivation world!”
Immortal Venerable: “That's what you get for shipping me with other men all the time!”
Demon Lord (on the outside): “The human world is your pasture! Please inspect it, Your Majesty!”
Demon Lord (on the inside): “I just want to be Big Sister's little puppy ❤~”
Holy Venerable: “She said, ‘Don't lower your head, or your crown will fall.’”
Zuo Xiaoniao was baffled. She'd only been shipping couples and goofing around with parodies the whole way. How had she ended up becoming a deity?
(This story does not put down other female characters or steal their opportunities.)
(The heroine is pure in both body and heart.)
An utterly ridiculous comedy! Don't think too hard, QvQ...
So many laughs! So many Naruto references! I'm just a laughing idiot now! 😆😆😆😆 I collected four photos, but after looking at them for over half an hour, I had so many complaints! Hahaha 😆😆😆😆😆