My Roommate Likes to Tease Food Delivery Guys

My roommate always liked acting cute with delivery riders when ordering takeout.

[Hurry up, baby, my tummy's hungry.]

[Fine, fine, read and no reply. My irresistible charm has gotten to him, hasn't it?]

[Go for it, big bro! Baby will always be by your side.]

I told her not to do that. After all, you never know what's in someone's heart, and you can't tell whether the person on the other side of the screen is human or a monster.

After taking my advice, my roommate obediently waited for her food and stopped flirting with the riders.

Later, she saw a news story online.

[A woman dates a delivery rider, then discovers he's actually a rich second-generation heir!]

She thought I'd stood in the way of her becoming a rich man's wife, and hated me with all her heart.

She put rat poison in my rice bowl, and I died.

When I opened my eyes again, I was back on the day my roommate ordered takeout.