The Path to Godhood: I Was the God of Wealth in Prehistoric Times

“Starting today, you're the God of Wealth!”

The enormous “surprise” nearly knocked Lin Tian senseless with excitement, but before he could enjoy it for more than a moment, he was sent straight to some unknown world.

As soon as he was gone, the Celestial Official in charge of the teleportation grinned and made a mark in his merit ledger.

“Heh, suckered another one...”

“Bah, bah, bah! I mean, I just did another immeasurably virtuous deed.”

“Tsk, tsk, tsk. People these days are so easy to fool. Give him a cultivation manual for immortals, and he'll obediently go off to some godforsaken place to play God of Wealth.”

“...”

At that moment, Lin Tian looked at the prehistoric savage standing before him, a full two heads taller, and couldn't help twitching the corner of his mouth.

God of Wealth?

What the heck?

Can someone tell me how I'm supposed to get a savage to offer me incense?

“You wretched beast, put down my golden statue! That's not your chew toy!”

“Damn it, that's a gold ingot! A gold ingot! One of those is worth ten years of my salary!”

“That's not a stone for skipping across the water!”

“Kind young man, did you drop this golden axe, this golden axe, or this golden axe?”

“Shut up, you little runt! Give me back my meat, you damn God of Wealth! If you've got the guts, stop running!”