Asleep for Ten Thousand Years, and You Drop a Nuclear Bomb on My Grave?

[Feel-good wish fulfillment + laid-back daily life + lighthearted humor + one heroine + no angst + overpowered protagonist + beast taming + bloodlines + farming + invincibility + scheming + romance + making money + tomb raiding]

He was the 350th-generation sect leader of Steal Everything, the cultivation world's most obnoxious sect.

To escape a manhunt by the major sects, Qin Tian found a place to fake his death and slept for a million years. He thought he would wake after his enemies had ascended, but instead a nuclear missile came knocking.

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