Starting with Thunder Cola, This Knockoff Drink Can Destroy the World

[As Funny as It Gets + As Satisfying as It Gets + As Crazy as It Gets] [Everyone Changes Class + No Heroine + Nobody Is Normal] Good news: Wu Yi has transmigrated! Even better news: Wu Yi has awakened an SSS-rank class! The best news of all: Wu Yi, newly changed into an SSS-rank class, is about to jump off a building! That's because his class is called Knockoff Beverage Maker, and all he can do is turn normal drinks into knockoffs. But then he casually tossed out a bottle of [Thunder Sprite]. Lightning rained down from the sky! Wu Yi suddenly realized… This world is so messed up, and I love it Thunder Sprite: Calls down a sky full of lightning Six Nuclear Bombs: Yep, that's six actual nuclear bombs~~ Peasant Spring: Summons a water-wielding peasant woman who digs enemies to death with a hoe! Demon King's Claw: The Demon King's claw, capable of destroying heaven and earth! Ice Flood Tea: Extreme cold, freezing thirty thousand miles! Forget-Me-Calf Milk: One can makes you forget this life, two cans make you forget the next! … Sixth High School's principal: We're doomed! The students' grades are terrible, the SSS-rank is useless, and the school is going to be shut down! Wu Yi: Just a little exam. I'll toss out Thunder Sprite, let the heavenly lightning cleanse you, and strike you down!!! City Lord: We're doomed! There are no high-rank class holders, and the magical beasts are about to break out of the secret realm! Wu Yi: Just a tiny secret realm with tens of thousands of magical beasts! Sixty thousand nuclear bombs, blast them to bits!!! Ruler of the Dragon Kingdom: We're doomed! The evil god has descended, the beast tide is surging, and we can't hold them back! Wu Yi: You wicked fiends dare call yourselves gods? Demon King's Claw, wipe them out!!!