Wuxia Crossover: I Asked You to Keep a Diary, Not Make Stuff Up

After transmigrating to a world of mixed martial arts, Li Ling activates a diary System and writes whatever he wants in it, as if it were a novel. [To escape his cousin Wang Yuyan's constant advances and become the Prince Consort of Western Xia, Murong Fu personally drugs Wang Yuyan and hands her over to a beggar.] [Through a series of coincidences, Huang Rong marries an idiot who drools whenever he speaks and can only say “Maka Paka.”] [Li Xunhuan really is a great friend. He gives away both women and his family fortune. This is the kind of friend I want. I just wonder, when Long Xiaoyun and I both ask him for Lin Shiyin, will he give her to me, or will he still hand her to Long Xiaoyun, who swings both ways and plays for the other team even after taking Lin Shiyin?] Wang Yuyan: “My cousin drugged me and gave me to a beggar so he could become the Prince Consort of Western Xia?” Huang Rong: “I married an idiot who drools whenever he speaks?” Lin Shiyin: “...”