Scientific Alchemy Shocks the Immortal Realm, Senior Sister Breaks Down and Begs to Dual Cultivate

Jiang Chuan transmigrates into the cultivation world and gets the worst possible start: While others ride flying swords, he shovels dung and goes by the nickname "Night Soil Boy"; The senior sister is the sect's beloved beauty, while he owes five hundred spirit stones and acts like her lovesick lackey; His spiritual root is divided into five grades of uselessness, and in three years he hasn't even touched a brick on the outer sect's floor! Then one day, he fishes a pet alchemy furnace out of a cesspool "Ding! Your cheat, the Nine-Turn Heavenly Soul Cauldron, has arrived!" From then on, everything changes: With a silver needle in his left hand, he treats an immortal maiden's jade-like feet; with a distilling pot in his right, he brews priceless divine pills; He recites a couplet from a Tang poem and earns a Heavenly Dao carnival. He revises half a page of the Dao De Jing, and the whole sect's cultivation techniques level up; The aloof senior sister clutches my stinky socks and begs for acupuncture: "Junior Brother, give me one more needle, and I'll show you the new Green Lotus Sword Art I've learned!" What makes this novel stand out: Unconventional cultivation plus hardcore traditional Chinese medicine: alchemy is easier than making instant noodles Every heroine has an unexpected side, and the aloof senior sister is secretly obsessed with feet What happens when the Nine-Turn Mystic Art meets a massage gun, and silver needles unblock the Conception and Governing Vessels? Also known as: About How I Opened a Traditional Chinese Medicine Clinic in the Immortal Realm and Became the Most Popular Doctor Among the Immortal Maidens