Watching Dramas at Work, Becoming a Tyrant After Work: My Bajiquan Plays by No Rules

[Eight Extremes Fist] [Hilarious Everyday Life] [Reverse Bragging] Ling Jun is a low-level office drone at Xiongfeng Corporation. His boss constantly manipulates him, and his coworkers dump their mistakes on him. His life motto is, "If I can lie down, I’m never going to grind." Then one day, he unexpectedly awakens a "Soul Mark": when other people fight, he gets to watch, and just by spectating, he can secretly learn their superpowers! From then on, everything takes a turn for the absurd. A gang of thugs picks a fight? He munches on chips as he throws punches. "Can I shoot a short video after we’re done? I’m running low on material." A crime boss shows up at his door? He slumps on the sofa, scrolling on his phone. "Keep it down. I’m in the middle of a round of Match-Three." The bigwigs of the superpower world come after him? He pulls out his thermos. "Have some goji berry tea to cool off. You’re getting old, so don’t be impulsive." He only wanted to be a lazy couch potato, but somehow ended up as the boss of the "Divine Punishment Society," with his chuuni underlings chasing after him every day, shouting, "Mighty Brother Tian!" Ling Jun: "I just want to clock out on time. Why is that so hard?!" "Don’t ask. I’m forced to keep this business running, and the villains these days just love throwing themselves into the meat grinder!"