Obito Wants to Kill Me? I'll Make Rin My Pet and Drive Him Crazy

[System, pure romance, no CP allowed]

Also known as: "Cow Shadow Ninja"

As long as I change the course of a fanfic character's fate, I can keep drawing their talent traits and bring them back to life. Anyone I resurrect gets branded with a slave seal.

Itachi is wary of me, so I send out my pets Mikoto and Fugaku to act out a tearjerker and make him cry.

Naruto respects me, so I give him his mother Kushina and his adoptive father Minato, who love him to death.

Kabuto Yakushi spies on me, so I offer him my pet Nonō, who showers him with affection.

Orochimaru wants my body, so I resurrect his mother and use bloodline suppression to keep him in line.

Nagato means me harm, so I get Uzumaki Fusang to give him a little brother.

Tsunade refuses to fall in love with me, so I resurrect Nawaki and make her chase after me.

Years later, the shinobi world has become a pet paradise.

When the Otsutsuki arrive, intent on wreaking havoc in paradise,

I twitch a finger, and countless bloodlines fuse together.

“A new species? This could be interesting!”

…

[Ding! Host has changed Uchiha Obito's fate by 1% (shaken the Eye of the Moon)…]

[Randomly drawing traits: 10, 9…]

[Congratulations, Host has obtained: Right Kamui]

[Resurrection quota: 0.3/1]

[Ding! Host has changed Kakashi Hatake's fate by 1% (shaken his despairing heart)…]

[Randomly drawing traits: 10, 9…]

[Congratulations, Host has obtained: Lightning Release: Lightning Cutter, Chidori]

[Resurrection quota: 0.5/1]

[Ding! Host has changed Neji Hyuga's fate by 1% (shaken his Will of Fire)…]

[Randomly drawing traits: 10, 9…]

[Congratulations, Host has obtained: Hyuga bloodline]

[Resurrection quota: 0.7/1]

[Ding! Host has changed Sakura Haruno's fate by 1% (shaken her baffling self-confidence)…