Airplane Anecdotes: Six-Dimensional Space

The plane had been in the air for just two minutes when a pleasant announcement suddenly sounded:

[Welcome to the six-dimensional space.]

[Space rules: Phones must remain powered off. Violators will die!]

[Friendly reminder: There are no flight attendants or first-class cabin on this flight. There are currently 100 passengers.]

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A man in a suit was loudly berating me. "I make tens of thousands a minute. If I have to turn off my phone for two hours, are you going to cover my losses?"

"Six-dimensional space, my ass. You expect me to believe that?"

The man was the passenger sitting beside me. He’d been filming nonstop ever since we boarded. I guess