After I Lie Flat and Cultivate Immortality, the Whole Sect Is Driven Crazy by Me

**Tags**: Hilarious cultivation | Reverse wish fulfillment | Anti-cliché System | A cast of comedians “The more I lie around, the crazier they get!” A modern-day slacker transmigrates into the cultivation world and uses his laid-back ways to face-slap all the overachieving cultivators. Before long, simply lying around has turned him into the biggest menace in all three realms! Programmer Chu Xian works himself to death from overtime and transmigrates as the cultivation world’s number-one good-for-nothing. While everyone else spends ten years cultivating to establish their foundation, he gets bound to the 【Reverse Cultivation System】. Sleeping = absorbing spiritual energy. Eating = tempering his meridians. Even getting scolded boosts his cultivation! He just wants to be a lazy slacker and get by, but the System insists he show off: - A sect prodigy mocks him? One snore shakes the dueling platform to pieces, earning him a Heaven-Rank technique! - The Demon Venerable assassinates and poisons him? He rolls over and triggers a passive counterattack, and the assassin ends up begging to be his underling! - The Holy Maiden of the Immortal Realm kisses him by force? One burp drains her cultivation, and he’s forced into an unabashed life of dual cultivation! Even more absurdly, the more he lies flat, the crazier the entire cultivation world gets. A haughty sword immortal secretly watches him sleep to learn from him, only to master the “Reclining Flying Sword Technique.” A demon-world spy trains in cooking to kill him, then ascends to become the God of Cookery with his “Lazy Fish Stew.” Even the Heavenly Dao is driven to rewrite the rules overnight: “Please stop lying around! You’re going to leave me bald!”