I'm a Treacherous Official! Your Majesty, Please Sentence Me to Death by Lingchi!

【Villain System + The Outcast + Hilarious Power Fantasy】 Lu Yuan transmigrates into the Great Qian Dynasty as a powerful minister, second only to the emperor and above everyone else. The System tells him: If the emperor has your entire family executed, you can take a trillion in assets back to the modern world! How hard can that be? Lu Yuan starts doing everything he can to get himself killed, throwing all manners out the window! Show up at court in slippers? Eat hot pot right in front of the emperor? Send the emperor’s favorite consort off to farm? Point at the empress dowager and call her menopausal? Even auction off official posts in public, just to scrape together money for some soda? Every day, Lu Yuan waits to die, but what he gets instead is... The emperor: “Though Imperial Father acts like a madman, he truly serves the country. I shall appoint you regent!” The empress dowager: “Minister Lu’s scolding brought me to my senses. Only Minister Lu understands me!” The enemy empress: “If Lu Yuan is willing to betray his country, I will offer him my empire as a dowry!” Lu Yuan breaks down: “Get lost! I really am a treacherous minister! Please, just kill me!”