The Curious Tales of Xinjiang Nang

Hey, friend, give this novel a try. You’d better bring three kilos of big naan, or you might laugh yourself hungry.

Every chapter is a fresh batch of jokes straight from the tandoor!

There’s hilarious language warfare, fireworks from cultural clashes, the wit of Xinjiang girls, and tourists getting themselves into trouble!

Here, Mandarin can grill kebabs, inverted sentences can grow Hami melons,

naan can be used as a shield, and dog paws can write love poems.

Best of all, even a fart can become a stand-up routine!

Watch a Xinjiang girl use Google Translate to clap back at tourists,

watch a mainland guy get tangled up in a bazaar uncle’s inverted sentences,

watch a Guangdong lady buy a “piaoliang” carpet thinking it’s a family heirloom,

watch a Shanghai lad clutch ten Hami melons and cry for help!

This isn’t an ordinary novel, it’s a dancing baked bun!

This isn’t just a collection of jokes, it’s a tandoor that can perform crosstalk!

Every page will have you laughing until you’re in stitches,

and every chapter will teach you a new Xinjiang-style inverted sentence!