The Gods Favor Me, So I Can Get Away with Anything

[The rating was just added, so it's low. It'll gradually go up QVQ] [Two male leads + 1v1 + equally matched leads + Hebrew mythology + card draws + Western fantasy + happy ending][A mountain of headcanon] [Arrogant, conceited, all-capable, white-cut-black angel uke × flirtatious, double-standard, acts-weak Creator god seme] “Your retirement life officially begins!” the shady System chirps with delight. After traveling through countless planes, Lu Xi opens his eyes once more. He raises a brow and sneers at the nobles surrounding him with hostile looks. “This is retirement?” He casually lifts a fingertip, and a pure, holy radiance instantly illuminates the entire church. Even the testing crystal before the Creator's statue bursts into a light brighter than ever before. The nobles are struck speechless: “...?!” Lu Xi brushes off his clothes and smiles. “Allow me to introduce myself. I come from the Radiant Divine Kingdom.” #Everyday life forced to show off after transmigrating# Lu Xi looks at the heaven and hell he drew from the System, along with Mikael, Metatron, Gabriel, Asmodeus... Something feels off here?! And is this silver-haired, beautiful duke and academy professor, who looks three parts like him, paying a little too much attention to him? When the Abyss of Darkness returns, Lu Xi remembers everything and sneers at the deity before him, whose eyes are brimming with tears. “You think a few tears will get you out of this mess? Dream on!” But the light embraces him, accepts the darkness he hates most for his sake, uses divine words to piece his shattered soul back together for countless millennia, and builds a new world where light and darkness coexist in balance for him... The light and dark citizens forced to watch: “Could you two stop flirting and seal the world-ending tide first? We're waiting here, and it's urgent!” #The rival boss is still that god with a one-track mind about me# #Do we still have to work 996 in the new world#