I, Ma Hongjun, have had my body taken over by a soul from the twenty-first century.
Fine, so I'm a little fat. And the Evil Fire Phoenix Martial Soul is pretty cool.
A System? Standard issue for someone who transmigrates, right? The [Charming Life System] is supposed to help me embrace beauties on both sides and reach the top?
Wait... System notification: Due to an unknown malfunction, the charm bonus effect [only works on the same sex]???
Oscar and Dai Mubai's “affection” for me is skyrocketing, and even Third Brother is looking at me strangely... I'm losing it!
But how can a soul from Earth tolerate Douluo Dalu's backward feudal oppression and theocracy? I see the suffering of the people at the bottom!
Since this damn charm only works on men... I'll use it to unite every male genius and passionate young man I can!
Arm minds with modern ideas and unite hearts with the System's charm! I'm going to unleash a revolutionary storm in this rotten world!
But... brothers, we're making a revolution. Could you maybe not stand so close?!
Especially you, Third Brother! Please! Don't Come In, Third Brother! I'm Ma Hongjun. This isn't just a bedroom door, it's the last line of defense for my revolution (and my chastity?).
Don't Come In, Third Brother! I'm Ma Hongjun is the story of a fat guy who is “forced” to build infrastructure (in every sense of the word) and start a revolution in Douluo Dalu!
Hurry up and help Ma Hongjun lose weight!
It would be better if you were fighting two against three.