Me, Naruto! My Shadow Clone Became a Disaster Landing Device?

Someone transmigrated into the world of Naruto and, from the start, accidentally wandered into a bathhouse, only to be beaten up and thrown out... After the little brat following him pointed it out, he realized he'd actually transmigrated into Naruto! Was he... teaching Konohamaru how to gather material? Then Naruto used his past life's “experience” as a basis to unleash an improved version of the “True Sexy Technique,” instantly taking Ebisu down~! At the same time, he activated the [Strongest Clone System]! The System launched its cross-world recruitment mode, and his clones actually became disaster deployment devices! These buddies from Blue Star were a veritable gathering of talent from all walks of life. They threw themselves into the grind, competing harder and harder! Naruto: I seem to... be lying flat? And so Naruto began his plan to sweep across the ninja world with an army of clones! Hiruzen: What's wrong with giving him the green light? What! Naruto's become The King's Avatar? Technician: There's a tough one in Team Seven? Wait! A thousand-person harem technique? I can't manage five accounts at once! Danzo: So what if he's a genius? I've got a whole arm full of Sharingan, no need to panic~ Holy crap! Naruto developed a kekkei genkai? When the main story finally began, Naruto stopped pretending... The Land of Waves? A new map just opened, so of course we're taking it! The conglomerate is me! The Chunin Exams? Fine, I'll come clean: they're all my undercover agents! Orochimaru's happy to work as a screw-turner~ The Sannin Battle? Break it up, we're one player short. Let's go... The Akatsuki? Come join us! The ninja world's strongest “charity” organization! The Fourth Shinobi World War? Twelve tailed-beast mechs, clones filling the sky in every shape and color, and terrifying waves of power... Madara just gave up. “Dance? I think I'll pass...” Years later... When the Otsutsuki clan arrived and saw the greed on the faces of all those clones, they were stunned. “Have we become lab rats?”