[Ding! Stealing Nuwa Creates Humans’ whip has triggered an alternative to molding humans from clay: 3D-printed clay people!]
Ziyang gazes at his gourd-shaped body, lost in thought:
✧ The Three Pure Ones discuss the Dao beneath the vine while Di Jun and Tai Yi prepare to pick its fruit.
✧ Jieyin and Zhunti show up with shovels, claiming they want to “transplant it west to improve the ecosystem.”
Then the Thieving System activates
“Steal Hongyun’s Primordial Violet Qi and trade it for the Handbook for Scamming Sages!”
“Swipe the Chaos Bell and leave Tai Yi a note: Trade the River Diagram and Luo Book to get it back!”
“Water down Pangu’s spinal fluid and sell it as soda to the Ancestral Witches!”
When the great powers of the Primordial World collectively lose it:
Tongtian: “Why is there a knockoff Chaos Bell in the Immortal Slaying Sword Formation?”
Zhen Yuanzi: “Why do my ginseng fruits have QR codes?”
Hongjun: “The topic of the Third Sermon is now How to Protect Yourself from Pickpockets...”
Meanwhile, Ziyang uses the Mountains and Rivers State Diagram to pack up the Treasure Distribution Rock:
“Dao Ancestor, stop glaring. I’m the one who wrote the knockoff Heavenly Dao code you used to merge with the Dao!”
