[Ding! You used your Heavenly Eye to see through Dong Jun's undergarments. Thunder Arts proficiency +999]
Li Mo transmigrated into the most miserable blind son-in-law in Great Qin, only to awaken some utterly absurd abilities:
✧ He comprehended the Tendon-Transforming Classic. Rubbing his hands to make sparks counted as mastering the basics of Thunder Arts.
✧ He gave Xiao Meng a workbook called “Five Years to Survive the Tribulation, Three Years to Ascend.”
When the First Emperor's army came asking for military strategy
“As Confucius said: If I learn the Way in the morning, I can die content in the evening!”
(Find out where you live in the morning, then come kill you that night.)
“One part sulfur, two parts saltpeter, three parts charcoal. We'll bring warmth to the Xiongnu!”
(Testing a mushroom cloud in Xianyang Square.)
