The System Sends Me Tomb-Raiding Missions, So I Get the Art of Mountain Shifting as a Reward

[Ding! You used your Faqiu Finger to pry open the coffin of the Queen of Jue, triggering a 10-point penalty to your grave-robbing professional ethics]

Fang Yun discovers that there's definitely something wrong with his Tomb Raider System:

✧ The Faqiu Celestial Official's signature technique is being used as a can opener.

✧ The Banshan Taoist's secret medicine is being mixed into Erguotou and poured down the Iron Triangle's throat.

✧ The Xiling Warriors' centipede climbing ladder is being used to dry salted fish.

Even more outrageous are the System rewards...

“You promised me a black donkey's hoof to ward off evil. Why'd you give me an A2 jackhammer?”

“A sixteen-character feng shui secret art paired with a bulletproof vest? Do zongzi use Gatling guns too?”

When the other tomb raiders collectively lose it:

“That madman kicked the Corpse King of Western Hunan flying with a Kui Xing Kick!”

“He used witch-paper magic to fold a thousand paper cranes and send a threatening letter to the tomb of King Xian!”

“Breaking news! That guy's livestreaming a sales pitch for a black-gold ancient saber in the Dragon Ridge Labyrinth!”

The Governor of the Nine Gates revises the tomb-raiding code overnight:

“Bulletproof dragon-scale armor is forbidden when fighting blood corpses!”

“Installing a grenade launcher on a Great Xia Dragon Sparrow saber is forbidden!”

Meanwhile, Fang Yun stares at his new mission, lost in thought:

“Explore the Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang for a reward... an antimatter reactor?”

“System, are you sure I'm a Tomb Raider, and not the Galaxy's Tomb King?”