[Ding! You successfully declined the position of Crown Prince. The Longevity Fruit Tree has mutated into the Primordial Jianmu!]
After transmigrating, Zhao Yu thought he was an ordinary farmer:
✧ Practicing scientific farming in Xianyang's eastern suburbs, grafting potato seedlings onto pumpkin vines
✧ Growing ten-year lifespan fruit with farmyard manure and attracting two strange old men who freeloaded meals
Until one day, the Dandy System awakened
◆ Old Zhao pulls out the imperial seal and claims him as family: “Your mother was my A Fang Girl!”
◆ Old Wang holds up a tiger tally as proof: “Your mother was pregnant with you when we conquered Chu!”
◆ Meng Tian surrounds the vegetable garden with a hundred thousand armored cavalry: “We ask the young lord to oversee the state!”
Zhao Yu immediately uses the System's ultimate skill:
“Reject him three times in a row to unlock the Ninefold Rejection Scripture of the Human Sovereign!”
“Insult Ying Zheng to earn the Ancestral Dragon Art of Zu'an!”
“Flip the imperial desk to awaken the title of Table-Flipping Sage!”
When the civil and military officials weep and plead, “Your Majesty, the young lord has tiled the Great Wall again!”
Ying Zheng looks at what has grown on the Primordial Jianmu:
Immortal peaches that can revive a million terracotta warriors,
Earthburst Star watermelons that can summon heavenly troops,
Thorny goji vines that automatically defend against the Xiongnu...
“By imperial decree! Embed the Imperial Seal in a dung fork and make it the Crown Prince's token!”
