Please Be My Friend

[Tsundere Top x Flirty Bottom] The writing is pretty funny, but the plot is a total mess.

P.S. This is a male-male romance!!! Sorry for using the wrong tags. I want to apologize to all the readers who aren’t interested in male-male romance but clicked anyway! I’m sorry! This is my first time writing, and I’m still figuring out how to use this app. I’m sorry!

“Can’t we just be friends? We can be friends.”

“Why can’t we be together? We’re made for each other.”

“I’m willing to think of you as my best friend, but we’ll never be lovers.”

“I don’t want to have anything to do with you anymore. I’ll pretend none of this ever happened, and act like I don’t know you.”

“Can’t we really be friends?”

“No! Either you date me, or we have nothing to do with each other!”