[Supernatural + Corpse Immortal + The Grave Robbers' Chronicles Fanfiction, Old Nine Gates Era + No Romance]
Li Xifeng, patriarch of a fangshi clan who had been dead for two thousand years, woke up one day to find himself in pieces.
Literally.
A group of people had dug up his grave and pried open his coffin. He struck back and sent them all off to be reincarnated, but used too much force and split his soul.
Half of it, his "evil soul," was suppressed and remained asleep.
The other half, his "good soul," was picked up by an old shaman woman and raised into a sweet little flower. No, scratch that, into the dim-witted Li Fengling.
Thirty years later, the "evil soul" woke up, forced to begin living together with her. From then on, they shared a body and lived with split personalities.
By day, Li Fengling was an innocent, harmless, sweet airhead.
When the midnight bell rang, she became Boss Li, running a shop that handled business for ghosts and put all troublemakers in their place.
Services included bone-setting, settling grudges, and sending souls off to reincarnate: a complete one-stop service.
Whenever an evil ghost showed up, every employee in the shop was an extremist.
Female Employee No. 1: "Listen to me. Just chop it in half at the waist. It's a one-swing job."
Male Snake Spirit No. 2: "Listen to me. We'll refine it into pills. Just one batch in the furnace."
Male Slave No. 3: "Listen to me. We'll mince it up. Just a few chops."
Mascot No. 4: Reverently presenting a roast chicken and shouting, "Long live the boss!"
One day, someone was knocked unconscious by falling rubble. Li Xifeng, now in control, crawled out of the ruins, reattached his severed neck, and smiled.
"You have three seconds to run."
"If you can't get away... you'll die."
Later, word spread throughout the tomb-raiding world: You can offend anyone, but never the idiot named Li Fengling. She has a second personality!
Good, good, good
It's so beautiful. You won't regret it after watching it.