Beneath Mount Cangwu lives Lin Xiaofan, a good-for-nothing boy who gets by chewing on steamed buns. By chance, he awakens the Nine-Orifice Exquisite Physique and gets swept into the strife between immortal sects. He only wanted to be an ordinary disciple, but the mysterious crocodile master, Perfected Xuanxiao, forcibly takes him on as his final disciple. Worse, he inherits the “Heavenly Pivot Pavilion’s First Delivery Station.” That’s right, he becomes the most ridiculous deliveryman in the cultivation world!
With a money-grubbing mantis shrimp that only knows how to chew spirit stones at his side, Lin Xiaofan is forced to scan spirit veins with his Chaos Physique and use the results as “health check reports.” He bribes examiners with rock-hard steamed buns, and even uses chili powder to make “Blazing Flame Talismans” for a sect elder’s hot-pot delivery. While the other disciples shut themselves away to refine pills, he sneaks over the wall into forbidden sect grounds to deliver spicy hotpot, ties butterfly knots around thousand-year-old trees with binding ropes, and packages tribulation lightning to sell to the demon race as fireworks.
Beneath his absurd day-to-day deliveries lies a shocking conspiracy: Perfected Xuanxiao is actually a mighty demon in disguise! And the clogged spirit veins in Lin Xiaofan’s body are the chains sealing the source of chaos... When the sects’ grand discussion of the Dao turns into a contest over whose delivery receipt gets signed fastest, and the Demon Venerable himself comes to retrieve a mistakenly delivered “Nine-Turn Soul-Guarding Pill,” this deliveryman who once knocked the Demon Venerable out with a steamed bun will uncover the cultivation world’s most ridiculous truth along the way!
