Bound to a Sarcasm System, I Tear into the Capital's Rich Heir

Name: Bound to a Sarcasm System, I Tear into the Capital's Rich Heir
Author: Corn

绑定反话系统，我爆怼京圈太子爷

by Corn (玉米)

Status: Completed
Length: 10k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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I only wanted to keep a low profile on a blind date, but my best friend bound me to a “Contradiction System.” Every time I opened my mouth, I blurted out domineering, unhinged lines, and things spiraled out of control in an instant… I’m a spineless coward, pathetic on the inside, but a domineering control freak on the outside. When it came to the heir of a wealthy family, I meant to apologize, but instead I announced that we were getting our marriage license today! When his childhood sweetheart humiliated me, I boldly shot back: “I’m the only one who can be the lady of the Fu family!” They poured wine on me to humiliate me? I kept saying, “My mom sent me here. Who are you to judge me?” Everyone was dumbfounded. Only the young heir looked livid, silently clenching his fists. The next day, the internet’s headlines exploded: #CapitalCityHeirAndHisDomineeringLimpingWifeAreCloseToTyingTheKnot# …This time, my best friend was genuinely laughing her head off, while I… was genuinely dying of embarrassment! But why was the wealthy heir looking at me more and more strangely? Nonstop thrills and laughs! Could this unhinged young lady, who keeps courting disaster with her Contradiction System, really drive the wealthy heir completely crazy?!

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