The Hilarious Quick Transmigration Adventures of an Unlucky Host and a Loving Main God System

Mo Li was born unlucky. Mo Chou was a System spoiled into uselessness. Together, they were a combination where one plus one was less than two, and they looked completely unreliable. Wait, they also had the ultimate backer, the Main God Ming Xi, supporting them from behind. What could a turtle fear from an iron hammer? And yet that Hell's Messenger was always popping up out of nowhere to stir up trouble. Damn it, can I please just do my missions in peace?

First world: zombie apocalypse. With a handsome big shot backing me up, I take on a nasty little lackey. Kill, kill, kill!

Second world: supernatural realm. Huh, isn't this the sticker world? There's nothing supernatural about it!

Third world: upside-down world. What a headache. Let me catch my breath. This place is especially unfriendly to someone like me who's afraid of heights!

What? Where have I ended up now? The Land of Divine Punishment? I have to die alongside a demon?

Can I still make a run for it?