Queen of Doing Nothing in the Rules of Horror

“Strike the laziest pose, take on the craziest instances!”

Chu Zhao died when a former teammate plunged a dagger into her heart.

When she opened her eyes again, she had become an overworked intern in a parallel world, tormented by workplace abuse.

A pop-up on her computer threatened her in bloody letters: [Enter the rule-based horror world, or be eliminated.]

Chu Zhao laughed.

In her previous life, she had worked herself to death as the top player in the Classic of Mountains and Seas instances. This time, she chose to lie flat.

**# While everyone else cowers from the Xingxing beasts on Mount Yaoyao, she feeds the monsters bananas and triggers a hidden reward;**

**# When the entire internet bets she won't survive the Queen Mother of the West's Peach Banquet, she turns a life-or-death game into a mukbang;**

**# When the comments accuse her of cheating with the System, she lazily pulls up her past-life record: “Not bad. Three years ago, I was Zhulong.”**

Until one day, Shen Yan, the Bureau's chief executive, pins her against a bronze cauldron with one hand around her throat:

“Thief who stole three years of my life, are you ready to pay the price?”

Chu Zhao slaps a talisman against his forehead. “Could it be that you were the one begging me to sign a symbiotic contract?”