Animal Chat Group

I'm an animal keeper. On my first day at work, I accidentally joined a group called "A Guide to Humans as Food."

All the members used animal profile pictures.

I thought it was a work group and figured my coworkers had a pretty good sense of humor.

That is, until they started talking about me.

Top Parrot Scholar: "The new girl's eyes are gorgeous. I can't hold back much longer. I want to pluck them out and eat them right now!"

Godzilla Basher: "It's almost Spring Festival, so you can eat her eyes then and they'll fill you up! But her thighs are pretty nice too. I like them!"

King of Jingyang Hill: "Then I'll call dibs on her head!"

An Old Elephant: "I don't eat meat, but I can stomp her flat so she's easier for you all to eat."