Living in the Siheyuan, My System Has Gone Haywire!

This book is also known as: “If You Could Cultivate in the Courtyard House, Even Mosquito Demons Would Be Demons!”, “I Got a Cultivation System, But I’m Stuck in a Courtyard House,” and “Is This Cultivation System Even Legit?” Good news: I transmigrated! Bad news: It’s the wretched Courtyard House world!!! Good news: I got a System! Bad news: The System’s gone haywire!!! While making a delivery, courier Wang Zhijun was hit by a dump truck and sent to the world of the wretched Courtyard House. [Ding~ You have entered the cultivation world for the first time. Congratulations, you have obtained a Cultivation System. We wish you a pleasant cultivation journey~] “Hey, System bro, can I ask you something??? I’m in the damn courtyard house!” [Ding~ Beginner mission triggered! Join the Demon Sect.] “System bro, let’s set aside how I’m supposed to cultivate in a courtyard house. What the hell is the Demon Sect? Is it all about cultivating evil sword immortals?” [Ding~ New mission triggered! The apocalypse is here. A Zombie King has been spotted nearby. Please try to defeat it!] “Bro, setting aside the fact that I’m in the 1950s, according to your own logic, wasn’t I just in the cultivation world? A Zombie King??? Me???” [Ding~ New mission triggered! A succubus has arrived. Please try to shower her with your sweat.] “Heh heh~” “Wait, you’re calling 95 Nanluoguxiang the Demon Sect?” “Wait, the deaf old lady is the Zombie King?” “Wait, does a soft little hum count as success?” What the hell is wrong with this System!!!