My Inventions Are Impressive, but Not That Impressive

Zuo Liang bound himself to the Everything Manufacturing System. The things he could make were kind of useful, but not by much. From the start, he created a [Chinese Translator]. It could translate Chinese, but the results were still in Chinese. He thought it would be completely useless, but it ended up saving countless men. [I never have to guess what my wife wants to eat again.] [What day is it today? The day I buy her a handbag!] [So that's what she means when she says no!] Just as the whole world thought the Chinese Translator was destined to remain a niche product, Zuo Liang upgraded it again. “Holy crap, that's beautiful!” Translation: [As sunset clouds and a lone wild duck fly together, autumn waters merge with the vast sky.] Thirty characters omitted below.