Living It Up with the Super Demon God at Hogwarts

The mastermind behind the biggest theft in Gringotts history, the tough guy rumored to have sent Professor Snape to the school infirmary on the second day of term, the only Muggle-born wizard in Slytherin in a thousand years, and the uncrowned king of the wizarding world. Years later, looking back on these achievements, Eliphas says that at first, he really just wanted to study hard so he could go back and beat up an alpaca. Unfortunately, there was an outrageously lawless Super Demon God by his side who kept dragging him into trouble.